i'm hot...i need a drink...or seven...

hello friends...how art thou enjoying this miserable humidity and heat?...all i have to say is that this menopausal woman is not a huge fans of summer...not at all...thank you Lord Jesus that i live in the time of air conditioning...or i may kill people...life here is crazy...miss courtney is crazy...she sings all day long unless she is complaining about her new diet...it'd filled with lots of yummy healthy things...apparently she has an opinion about this...it's not always a happy one...the good news is she has gained four pounds and has a little poochy tummy...courtney has never had a poochy tummy....her mama has had a poochy tummy since she had babies...twenty-three years ago...i would like it to go away...but it's happy to just hang around...get it??...funny no???...ok...no...moving on...we have physical therapy and occupational therapy tomorrow...i don't want to go...it's hot...i am tired...it's hot...i am cranky...now it's raining...how can i tell...my hair grew about two feet in diameter soaking up all the moisture around me...it's still hot...and humid...my hair looks like a poodle went through a wind tunnel...i need a vacation...mommyhood is hard...caregiving is hard...being a wife is hard...i am feeling extremely cranky today...i probably shouldn't publish this because you will all think i have gone insane...i have...this is an honest place so i get to share my insanity with you...aren't you excited??...it's hot and it's only june...holy cow there is not enough ice cream in the world to make me happy right now...it will just make my tummy more poochy...i think i need a margarita...or seven...i'm hot...i'm tired...i ironed today...it was hot...ok...i need to feed miss courtney her supper...i pray she will not sneeze with her mouth full like she did at lunch...that was too much fun to clean up...thank God for shout...i'm hot...i need a vacation...just keeping it real my friends...some days it ain't pretty...

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