stream of consciousness from a menopausal insomniac...


it's past my bedtime...the house is so quiet I can hear Courtney's gentle breathing...I really want to be sleeping but alas it evades me...there is nothing good on t.v after 10 o'clock...it's actually very scary what people call entertainment...very scary...my brain is tired but I still can't sleep...counting the blasted sheep isn't working either...maybe I should fold the trailer load of laundry on the living room sofa...ahhh there's the JerBear snore...now my evening is complete...back to the laundry question...nah I would much rather sit here and document my beyond thrilling feeling about being a menopausal insomniac...your riveted...you can't look away...but can you sleep?...I need water...my lips are dry...really dry...but if I drink water I will have to get up seven million times through the night...I hate having an old lady bladder...I really want to sleep...this menopause thing is really no fun...no fun at all...if I am NOT sleeping I am having hot flashes...sexy I know...you want to be me...I know...it's OK...I can handle the envy...can I go to sleep now???

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